Who is clever? Teacher or student?
July 26th, 2009
One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn’t
Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as
dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and
said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return
the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way
back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked
him and said they will be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in
separate classrooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.
The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name (2 MARKS)
Q.2. Which tyre burst? (98 MARKS)
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right !!!
True story from IIT Bombay …Batch 1992-96
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July 1st, 2009Chicken Wings - Its Dangerous!
June 21st, 2009A relapse occurred just a few months later. Distressed, she rushed down to her gynaecologist for a consultation. During her consultation, her doctor asked her a question that puzzled her. He asks if she was a frequent consumer of chicken wings and she replied yes wondering as to how, he knew of her eating habits. You see, the truth is in this modern day and age; chickens are injected with steroids to accelerate their growth so that the needs of this society can be met. This need is none other than the need for food.

Chickens that are injected with steroids are usually given the shot at the neck or the wings. Therefore, it is in these places that the highest concentration of steroids exists. These steroids have terrifying effects on the body as it accelerates growth..
It has an even more dangerous effect in the presence of female hormones, this leads to women being more prone to the growth of a cyst in the womb. Therefore, I advise the people out there to watch their diets and to lower their frequency of consuming chicken wings!
Sharon How
Singapore Medical Association
Car-air-conditioning
June 14th, 2009
Please do not turn on A/C as soon as you enter the car. Open the
windows after you enter your car and turn ON the air-conditioning
after a couple of minutes.
Here’s why: According to a research, the car dashboard, sofa, air
freshener emit Benzene, a Cancer causing toxin (carcinogen - take
time to observe the smell of heated plastic in your car). In
addition to causing cancer, Benzene poisons your bones, causes
Anemia and reduces white blood cells. Prolonged exposure will
cause Leukemia, increasing the risk of cancer may also cause
miscarriage.
Acceptable Benzene level indoors is 50 mg per sq.
ft.. A car parked indoors with windows closed will contain
400-800 mg of Benzene. If parked outdoors under the sun at a
Temperature above 60 degrees F, the Benzene level goes up to
2000-4000 mg, 40 times the acceptable level… People who get into
the car, keeping windows closed will inevitably inhale, in quick
succession excessive amounts of the toxin.
Benzene is a toxin that
affects your kidney and liver. What’s worse, it is extremely
difficult for your body to expel this toxic stuff.
So friends, please open the windows and door of your car - give
time for interior to air out -dispel the deadly stuff - before
you enter.
’When someone shares something of value with you and you
benefit from it, you have a moral obligation to share it with
others.’
Everyone Was a Billionaire In Yugoslavia ( Serbia )
May 31st, 2009Denomination was the 10,000,000,000 Dinara notes which were worth only 6 USD at that time. In October 1993, Yugoslavia reformed the currency in setting 1 Million old Dinara equal to 1 New Dinara. By the end of the year, the exchange rate was 3 Trillion (3,000,000,000, 000) Dinara to 1 USD. The highest denomination at that time in Yugoslavia was the 500,000,000, 000 Dinara note, and it was only worth 16 US Cents, by the end of the year. It probably cost more to print the notes than they were worth. In September 1993, the exchange rate had fallen to 1,700,000,000 Dinara to 1 USD, and the highest.
It’s time to make the Transition
May 24th, 2009
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IT Industry
May 11th, 2009Forty Tips for an Exceptional, Superb & Powerful Life
April 22nd, 2009
1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day and while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant.
2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. Buy a lock if you have to.
3. Buy a TiVo (DVR), tape your late night shows and get more sleep.
4. When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement, ”My purpose is to__________ _
today.”
5. Live with the 3 E’s — Energy, Enthusiasm, Empathy, and the 3 F’s–
Faith, Family, Friends.
6. Watch more G movies play more games with friends and read more books than you did in 2008.
7. Make time to practice meditation and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.
8. Spend more time with people over the age of 70 and under the age of six.
9. Dream more while you are awake.
10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less foods that are manufactured in plants.
11. Drink some green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, seafood, broccoli, almonds & walnuts.
12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.
13. Clear your clutter from your house, your car, your desk, and let new energy into your life.
14. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead, invest your energy in the positive present moment.
15. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn, pass all your tests. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
16. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge card.
17. Smile and laugh more. It will keep the energy vampires away.
18. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
20. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
21. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
22. Make peace with your past, so it won’t mess up the present.
23. Don’t compare your life to others’. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
24. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets. Don’t save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
25. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: “In five years, will this matter?”
27. Forgive everyone for everything.
28. What other people think of you is none of your business.
29. Time heals almost everything. Give time, time.
30. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
31. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
32. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.
33. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
34. The best is yet to come.
35. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
36. Do the right thing!
37. Call your family often.
38. Each night before you go to bed complete the following statements:
”I am thankful for __________.” “Today I accomplished
_________.”
39. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.
40. Enjoy the ride. Remember that this is not Disney World and you certainly don’t want a fast pass. Make the most of it and enjoy the ride.
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