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One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn’t
Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day.

In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as
dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and
said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return
the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way
back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked
him and said they will be ready by that time.
On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in
separate classrooms for the test.

They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.

Q.1. Your Name (2 MARKS)
Q.2. Which tyre burst? (98 MARKS)

a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right !!!

True story from IIT Bombay …Batch 1992-96

 1.     Take a 10-30 minute walk every day and while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant.

  2.     Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. Buy a lock if you have to.

 3. Buy a TiVo (DVR), tape your late night shows and get more sleep.   

 4. When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement,   ”My purpose is to__________ _

today.”

 5. Live with the 3 E’s — Energy, Enthusiasm, Empathy, and the 3 F’s–

 Faith, Family, Friends.   

 6. Watch more G movies play more games with friends and read more books than you did in 2008.  

 7. Make time to practice meditation and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.  

   8. Spend more time with people over the age of 70 and under the age of six.

   9. Dream more while you are awake.  

       10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less foods that are manufactured in plants.  

 11. Drink some green tea and plenty of water. Eat blueberries, seafood, broccoli, almonds & walnuts.  

 12. Try to make at least three people smile each day.  

 13. Clear your clutter from your house, your car, your desk, and let new energy into your life.  

 14. Don’t waste your precious energy on gossip, energy vampires, issues  of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead, invest your energy in the positive present moment.

 15. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn, pass all  your tests. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and  fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.  

 16. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a  college kid with a maxed out charge card.  

 17. Smile and laugh more. It will keep the energy vampires away.  

 18. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.

 19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

 20. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

 21. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.  

 22. Make peace with your past, so it won’t mess up the present.

 23. Don’t compare your life to others’. You have no idea what their  journey is all about.  

 24. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets.  Don’t save it for a special occasion. Today is special.  

 25. No one is in charge of your happiness except you. 

 26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: “In five years, will this matter?”   

 27. Forgive everyone for everything.  

 28. What other people think of you is none of your business.

 29. Time heals almost everything. Give time, time.  

 30. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

 31. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will.  Stay in touch.

 32. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.  

 33. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.  

 34. The best is yet to come.

 35. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.  

 36. Do the right thing!   

 37. Call your family often.  

 38. Each night before you go to bed complete the following statements:

 ”I am thankful for __________.” “Today I accomplished

_________.”  

 39. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.  

 40. Enjoy the ride. Remember that this is not Disney World and you  certainly don’t want a fast pass. Make the most of it and enjoy the ride.

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1 – Body Position Affects Your Memory

Can’t remember your anniversary, hubby? Try getting down on one knee. Memories are highly embodied in our senses. A scent or sound may evoke a distant episode from one’s childhood. The connections can be obvious (a bicycle bell makes you remember your old paper route) or inscrutable. A recent study helps decipher some of this embodiment. An article in the January 2007 issue of Cognition reports that episodes from your past are remembered faster and better while in a body position similar to the pose struck during the event.

2 – Your Skin Has Four Colors

l skin, without coloring, would appear creamy white. Near-surface blood vessels add a blush of red. A yellow pigment also tints the canvas. Lastly, sepia-toned melanin, created in response to ultraviolet rays, appears black in large amounts. These four hues mix in different proportions to create the skin colors of all the peoples of Earth.?
3 - Your Stomach Secretes Corrosive Acid

There’s one dangerous liquid no airport security can confiscate from you: It’s in your gut. Your stomach cells secrete hydrochloric acid, a corrosive compound used to treat metals in the industrial world. It can pickle steel, but mucous lining the stomach wall keeps this poisonous liquid safely in the digestive system, breaking down lunch.

4 - Bones Break (Down) to Balance Minerals

In addition to supporting the bag of organs and muscles that is our body, bones help regulate our calcium levels. Bones contain both phosphorus and calcium, the latter of which is needed by muscles and nerves. If the element is in short supply, certain hormones will cause bones to break down upping calcium levels in the body until the appropriate extra cellular concentration is reached.

5 - Big Brains Cause Cramped Mouths

Evolution isn’t perfect. If it were, we might have wings instead of wisdom teeth. Sometimes useless features stick around in a species simply because they’re not doing much harm. But wisdom teeth weren’t always a cash crop for oral surgeons. Long ago, they served as a useful third set of meat-mashing molars. But as our brains grew our jawbone structure changed, leaving us with expensively overcrowded mouths.

6 – Much of a Meal is Food For Thought

Though it makes up only 2 percent of our total body weight, the brain demands 20 percent of the body’s oxygen and calories. To keep our noggin well-stocked with resources, three major cerebral arteries are constantly pumping in oxygen. A blockage or break in one of them starves brain cells of the energy they require to function, impairing the functions controlled by that region. This is a stroke.

7 – Thousands of Eggs Unused by Ovaries

When a woman reaches her late 40s or early 50s, the monthly menstrual cycle that controls her hormone levels and readies ova for insemination ceases. Her ovaries have been producing less and less estrogen, inciting physical and emotional changes across her body. Her underdeveloped egg follicles begin to fail to release ova as regularly as before. The average adolescent girl has 34,000 underdeveloped egg follicles, although only 350 or so mature during her life (at the rate of about one per month). The unused egg follicles then deteriorate. With no potential pregnancy on the horizon, the brain can stop managing the release of ova.

8 – Puberty Reshapes Brain Structure, Makes for Missed Curfews

We know that hormone-fueled changes in the body are necessary to encourage growth and ready the body for reproduction. But why is adolescence so emotionally unpleasant? Hormones like testosterone actually influence the development of neurons in the brain, and the changes made to brain structure have many behavioral consequences. Expect emotional awkwardness, apathy and poor decision-making skills as regions in the frontal cortex mature.

9 – Cell Hairs Move Mucus

Most cells in our bodies sport hair-like organelles called cilia that help out with a variety of functions, from digestion to hearing. In the nose, cilia help to drain mucus from the nasal cavity down to the throat. Cold weather slows down the draining process, causing a mucus backup that can leave you with snotty sleeves. Swollen nasal membranes or condensation can also cause a stuffed schnozzle.

10 – The World Laughs with You

Just as watching someone yawn can induce the behavior in yourself, recent evidence suggests that laughter is a social cue for mimicry. Hearing a laugh actually stimulates the brain region associated with facial movements. Mimicry plays an important role in social interaction. Cues like sneezing, laughing, crying and yawning may be ways of creating strong social bonds within a group.

I AM THANKFUL: 
 

FOR THE WIFE 

 WHO SAYS IT’S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,
 BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,
 AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 
 

 FOR THE HUSBAND 

 WHO IS ON THE SOFA
 BEING A COUCH POTATO,
 BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME
 AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS. 
 

 FOR THE TEENAGER 

 WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES
 BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME,
 NOT ON THE STREETS. 
 

 FOR THE TAXES I PAY 

 BECAUSE IT MEANS
 I AM EMPLOYED . 
 
 

 FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY 
 BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
 BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS. 
 

 FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG 

 BECAUSE IT MEANS
 I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT. 
 
 

 FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK 

 BECAUSE IT MEANS
 I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE 
 
 

 FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING, 

 WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING, 

 AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING 

 BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME 
 

 FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING 

 I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT 

 BECAUSE IT MEANS
 WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH. … 
 

 FOR THE PARKING SPOT 

 I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT 

 BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING
 AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION . 
 

 FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL 

 BECAUSE IT MEANS
 I AM WARM. 
 

 FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH 

 WHO SINGS OFF KEY 

 BECAUSE IT MEANS I CAN HEAR. 

 
 
 FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING 

 BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR. 
 
 

 FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES 

 AT THE END OF THE DAY 

 BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN 
 CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD. 
 
 

 FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF 

 IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS 

 BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE. 
 

 AND I AM THANKFUL: 

 FOR THE crazy people I work with 

(Here’s the reply the teacher received the following day)     
 
  Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.  
 I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit.  I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it.    Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole.  It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
 From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
 Mrs.  Smith